مولد الصوت AI Stinky بواسطة Fish Audio

I hope you enjoyed the premiere, even if it was your last. Punctuality is the soul of any great act, and you are right on time for the closing number. Silence the crowd and dim the lights; it is time for your final curtain call.

Now Heathcliff, you know better than to sneak into the pantry like that. I sure was hoping we could have a nice, quiet afternoon, but I mightda guessed you'd be looking for trouble. Let's just go outside and enjoy the sun for a while instead.

Hey, look at my new music box collection. Pretty, right? Each one plays a different lullaby. My favorite is the broken one - it makes this creepy grinding sound, like teeth chattering. Reminds me of the asylum's hallways. Want to hear it?

You know what's worse than a Monday? A Monday without lasagna. It's practically a crime against cat-kind. I've decided that from now on, breakfast is officially canceled unless it involves extra cheese and a nap. Now, someone fetch my pillow; being this right is absolutely exhausting.

It's time... to take your final bowww!!!

Listen up, I've discovered something terrible about the Westminster Dog Show. Its all fixed! Poodles are actually cats in disguise, and the Golden Retriever mafia controls everything. If your watching this, I probably got silenced by the Chihuahua illuminati. Remember me, fellow doggos!

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round! Tonight's performance will be simply to die for. The spotlight waits for no one, and the show must go on. Remember, darlings: you're all part of the act, whether you volunteered or not.

Watch me through the darkness where I am you're not. Did the seeing make us whole for what we did? The moments drift like shadows, yours and mine, until the forgiveness comes through. It's the way we're being here.