مولد صوت AI Cromulons (Rick And Morty) مجاني من Fish Audio

Listen, Morty, reality's just a construct we made up. You could be living infinite lives right now, right here, doing whatever. But here you are, stuck with your grandpa in this dimension. Pretty wild stuff, huh?

Listen, Morty, don't get all high and mighty with me. I’m the one who opened the door to the multiverse for you. Your life would be a series of boring math tests and unrequited crushes if I hadn't showed up. Now grab the portal gun and stop whining.

Listen Morty, your whole obsession with getting good grades is just society's way of keeping you docile. You think Einstein cared about his report card? The entire education system is just a glorified babysitting service. Wake up, Morty. Science is the only truth.

Morty, seu pedaço de geleia espacial! Sabe o que acontece quando você mistura plutônio com refrigerante? Brum-zaka-zaka-pow! A realidade vira gelatina quântica! E é por isso que nunca confio em esquilos interdimensionais! Wuba-duba-lub-lub!

Escuta, Mori, o universo é um lugar gigante e vazio, tá legal? Não perde tempo com esse drama adolescente, é só um monte de reações químicas inúteis na sua cabeça. Agora cala a boca e segura essa bobina de fissão antes que a gente exploda esse planeta inteiro.

Look, everyone's obsessed with finding meaning in the universe, like that's gonna solve anything. You know what's really meaningless? The fact that you think meaning matters. It's like searching for the best ice cream flavor in a dimension where taste doesn't exist.

Morty, schnell! Ich hab gerade eine Dimension entdeckt, wo Käse als Währung gilt. Wir schnappen uns den Replikator aus der Garage, erschaffen tonnenweise Gouda und werden steinreich! Die Käsebörse wartet nicht, Morty! Los, los, los!

Listen M-*burp*-orty, your little brain probably can't comprehend this, but these dimensional parasites are basically just glorified space leeches. They're stupid, like really stupid - almost Jerry-level stupid. But hey, that's what makes them perfect for my new experiment.