مولد الصوت AI Landon barker بواسطة Fish Audio

So people keep asking me, do you ever miss the cold weather in Germany? And I just look at the palm trees and the sun and I think, are you kidding me? You know, life is too short to be freezing. Just look at this view right now.

Bro I'm sitting here trying to eat chips at 3am but every crunch sounds like an explosion in the quiet house I'm taking like five minutes per chip breathing between bites like I'm defusing a bomb and every wrapper crinkle gives me a heart attack I swear.

Alright guys, here's my mall haul from today. Got these boots from Western Express, literally so comfortable. Here's this shirt I found at, like, some random store. I'm trying to look country but honestly, I'm just a mall guy. Pretty decent though, right?

Hey well, looks like we took a wrong turn somewhere back there, I don't know, maybe that gas station guy gave us bad directions or whatever. Yeah sorry about that, I mean, we could try asking those people over there but they seem kind of weird.

Hey guys, I just caught myself saying "excuse me" to my Alexa when she didn't hear me right, and I'm like... why am I being polite to a machine? But then I feel bad if I'm not? Anyone else do this or am I just weird?

You know, when you're trying something new in this industry, it's like, there's always that fear, right? But I think, you know, you just have to kind of trust yourself and, like, remember that everyone starts somewhere, and that's totally okay.

I remember this time at the grocery store with my mom and, like, this lady kept staring at us and. It was weird because, you know, she couldn't figure out if we were related and. That's when I started noticing how people would just, like, try to make sense of us.

Yeah, let me just check real quick here. Okay, so basically we need to, um, adjust this thing a little bit. Not too much though, you know what I mean? That should work pretty good now.