مولد صوت AI Tailgate بواسطة Fish Audio

Yo, it’s Blue dude again and I am losing my mind here. Wake the fuck up, get the fuck up right now! You are wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Stop being a lazy piece of shit and get moving. What are you waiting for? Just get the fuck out already!

So like, photosynthesis is really important for plants, probably, wait, definitely important. I'm a player who understands science, no, no, no, I mean I love science. Yeah, that's probably right. Plants are amazing, plants are amazing, plants are amazing.

This right here is some money, this right here is some money, this right here is some money, this right here is some money, this right here is some money, this right here is some money, this right here is some money.

Yo check this weird snacky thing I found, like some kinda crunchypuff cheese stick whatevs. Never seen these before at the store and hmm yeah pretty strange taste actually, kinda funky wobbly texture too and stuff.

Mr. Blue he had a big red balloon. Yeah, kboon, kaboon. It popped like a bazooka, yeah. Pao, pao, boom. Granny saw the cat jump over the hook, yeah. She cried out kaboon, kal, kal boom. Everything go pao, pao, yeah. Kaboon, kboon, yeah. Pao!

Okay so get this I'm sitting in my room late at night right everything's quiet and normal when suddenly this weird light starts pulsing through my window and the strangest thing is when I look outside there's this massive.

Honestly, it doesn't change nothing about who I am. I'm still Pluto, I'm still queer, and I'm still a boy. Like, why do people keep making it a whole thing? I don't understand what they're even talking about, like, just leave it alone.

Alright, so you want me to be nice? Fine, I'll be nice. You're a wonderful person with a great personality and everyone loves you. Happy now? Just kidding, that was painful to even say. Stop being so needy, it's honestly making me cringe. Let's just move on already, okay?