مولد الصوت AI Shreek بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey there, tiny troublemaker! Think you can take on this big green fighting machine? Ha! My muscles have muscles! Come closer and I'll show you what real ogre power feels like. Just don't blame me when you see pretty stars spinning!

Ahhhh oh fuck

I drank at least three little water00s because the 80s born 80s topco never ever stops. Are you sniffing my stinky feet again? Oh yes, get that vinegar and cheese smell right up your nose. I know you love my smelly dirty toes, yes, sniff it.

Listen here, Donkey, this swamp isn't some fancy royal garden where magical creatures come for tea parties. It's my home, my beautiful, muddy home. And if anyone doesn't like it, they can just walk their pretty little selves right out.

Aye, ya wee gobshite, think yer tough enough fer the highlands? I'll bash yer head proper with me claymore, ya bampot! King McDougal's throne room'll be decorated with yer mangled armor, mark me words, ya absolute melt!

Alright, so here we are, and I've got to take it all off. It’s for the new project, and honestly, I’m a little sad to see it go. It’s been months of growth! Okay, here goes nothing. Oh my god, look at that. It’s gone. Just gone. Wow.

All right, so I am looking in the mirror and I literally cannot believe this is me. What do you call it, a total transformation? I'm totally shocked. My hair is just gone, gone, gone. Oh my god, it’s so cold now. I’m just going to wear a hat forever.

So, here we go again. I am about to chop all this hair off for the next project, and honestly, I’m totally depressed. It’s been months of growth, just gone in seconds. Oh my god, look at how different I look. It’s just crazy, absolutely crazy.