مولد صوت AI مجاني KARNIB من Fish Audio

Y'all I cannot with this grocery store pickup line like why are people taking forever to load their groceries and having full conversations with the workers and I'm sitting here with ice cream melting like move it along people I'm not trying to be here all day I can't.

Like, does anyone else get actually so hangry it's physically painful? I'm like, if I don't eat right now, I'm gonna literally pass out. People tell me to just have a snack, but I'm like, no, that doesn't count! I need a meal. It's actually so annoying.

When this basketball player got challenged to make an impossible shot from the parking lot, everyone laughed at his $500 bet. But just watch how he silenced the crowd with the most insane backward shot you've ever seen, proving why you should never judge someone's skills too quickly.

Well, we finally got the parts in for the harvester, but now the heat is really starting to pick up. It's a long way from the shop out here, but you know what, that's just part of the job. Howdy yuppy, let's get this machine running before the sun goes down.

I'm just gonna keep talking because if I stop then I have to think about my list and I really don't want to do that. I just want to find something fun to do, like painting or sitting in the sun, because it feels better than corporate work.

I'm not really trying to be difficult, it's just that running around like this is exhausting for no reason. Shoyo is way too loud today, it's actually kind of a headache. I’d rather just go home and finish my level. Can we stop now?

So my boy Jake comes in all excited showing off his new phone he got online for cheap, but when he opens it up, it's just an empty box with rocks inside. My boy starts losing it because he spent his whole paycheck on this fake deal.

Χρυσή μου, τα έκανες όλα πολύ ξεκάθαρα σε μένα, ξέρω τι είναι στην καρδιά σου και θα σ' αγαπώ για πάντα, αγγελούδι μου.