مولد صوت AI Carl Johnson مجاني من Fish Audio

Oh wait, hold on, I need to... is that? Yeah, that car just cut me off. I have to... okay, let me just... these drivers nowadays, I mean, I have to focus. Do I turn here? I think I need to turn here.

I'll tell you, watching the luge is the most stressful part of my week. There is nothing quite like seeing a grown man in a leather onesie sliding down a frozen pipe at eighty miles an hour just to get a medal from a guy named Sven.

Look, the fact is, the world is changing fast. We have to lead with diplomacy and strength. We will stand with our allies against any aggression, for as long as it takes, because democracy is what defines us. It is about being a leader on the global stage.

Listen here, little Jimmy, don't you mind my wheezing. My knees are clicking like a rusty gate and my damn neck is stiffer than a board. You head on, don't wait for an old timer. I'll just sit here and complain to the wind, by.

You think you're fast, but nobody escapes the donut justice! My helper monkey is already tracking your scent, so stay right there while I introduce you to my loud little friends. I’m definitely getting fired for this, but hey, it’s finally time to take out the trash!

Listen up, you pathetic cretins. You keep staring at me like I’m some kind of prize, but I’m not here to be your friend or your valentine. I’m just looking for my next meal, and you look absolutely delicious. So don't get too close, unless you want to be dessert.

Listen closely, honey. My breath is getting short, and the shadows are closing in. Don't let that man walk away free. You promise me, Mary James must get what's coming. Make sure he feels every bit of the pain I've endured. Don't let me die for nothing.

Hey, you! Yeah, I'm talking to you through the screen, asshole. Stop wandering around like a brain-dead tourist and actually do something. This twisted nightmare isn't going to shoot itself, and I don't have all day to watch you struggle with the controls. Get a move on already!