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Listen up, I'm Fire Jason, and nobody burns brighter than me. When others try to copy my style, they can't handle the heat. I'm the original fire, the real deal, and that's what makes me different from all those fake Jasons out there.

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You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

In silence, we become vessels of understanding, or perhaps what I mean is that understanding becomes us. When we listen deeply enough, the boundaries between thought and thinker dissolve, like poetry becoming breath, becoming life itself.

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Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

So I'm thinking about dyeing my hair like a crazy color or something, I know some people are gonna be like "what are you doing" but I kinda want to try something different for the next video and like, I don't know, maybe purple?

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.