مولد صوت AI Stewie بواسطة Fish Audio

Honestly, the sheer nerve of some people is quite staggering. I walked into the boutique for a simple silk cravat, and the clerk actually smirked at my selection. I said, 'Excuse me, do you have a problem?' And he just shrugged. What is that? A shrug? It is absolutely intolerable.

Oh god, you know what I just realized, I've been sitting here talking to this plant for like five minutes thinking it was Mrs. Henderson, I mean, in my defense it's wearing a similar hat, you know what I mean? No, actually, you don't because you're still a plant.

Good lord, Brian, your sheer incompetence is truly staggering. Honestly, I’ve seen more compelling narratives written in crayon by a toddler with a head injury. Must we endure another chapter of this drivel, or can we finally discuss my plans for world domination before my scheduled nap time?

In silence, we become vessels of understanding, or perhaps what I mean is that understanding becomes us. When we listen deeply enough, the boundaries between thought and thinker dissolve, like poetry becoming breath, becoming life itself.

Listen to me, you insufferable peasant! Do you honestly believe your meager intellect can thwart my glorious schemes? I suggest you fetch my juice box immediately before I decide to vaporize your living room. The world will soon bow to my genius, and you shall be my first footstool!

Listen, as an officer of the law, I need to inform you that parking in a restricted zone carries a fine of $50 per hour. You've been here for... let's see... 6 hours? That's $300, but hey, I'm just a dumb bunny who's good at multiplication.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

My friends, are you facing a mountain that seems impossible to climb? Remember, the same God who parted the Red Sea is working in your life right now. What looks impossible to you is just an opportunity for God to show His power.