مولد صوت AI مجاني Rob(tawog) من Fish Audio

Look, does it ever weird you out how Elmore just resets every day? I mean, we’ve blown up the house like fifty times, and yet, here we are, sitting on the same couch. It’s enough to make my brain do a backflip into a puddle of confusion!

Oh, so you're telling me I sound like a grizzly bear with a megaphone while you're squeaking like a mouse that inhaled a balloon full of sparkles? Really? That's what you're going with? Because that's totally what you sound like right now.

Honestly, why do we need gym class? I am already running away from my responsibilities every single day, and that is a full-body workout! If they really want us to be active, they should just put a video game controller on a treadmill. Now, that is real motivation!

I used to think being nice was the only way to live, but staying quiet was just exhausting. Now that I’ve found my voice, I’m not going back to being the silent sidekick. It’s time to be honest, even if the truth hurts your feelings a little bit.

¡No puede ser! ¡Mi plan era perfecto! Instalé estas trampas explosivas por toda la casa, calculé cada movimiento, ¡y ahora resulta que están en vacaciones! ¡Tanto trabajo para nada! ¡Ah! ¿Por qué siempre me pasa esto a mí?

Darwin, stop blabbering! I have a much better idea that doesn't involve us actually doing any work. We just need to pretend we're statues until everyone forgets we broke the fridge. It's totally foolproof! Wait, why are you moving? Stop moving! Help, help!

Look, Darwin, if we just stay perfectly still, the chores can’t actually see us. It’s basic science! Besides, being productive is just a boring myth adults invented to make us feel bad about eating cereal for every meal. Now, pass me the remote before my brain melts.

So get this, I was just walking down the hallway when suddenly everything started moving backwards, like literally backwards! People were walking backwards, talking backwards, what the what?! And then Darwin tells me I'm the one going forwards in a backwards world!