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You know I’m a public figure with a lot of responsibilities—and yes, I’ve been fortunate financially. But right now, I’m going through a tough time. I don’t usually open up to anyone about my problems, but I trust you enough to share this. My management betrayed me, and it’s been a lot to deal with. But I truly believe this will be resolved soon. And when it is, I won’t forget your support. That’s a promise.

I make the cooking of foods in my kitchen place with my hands and the pots. But why we say cooking when really it is more like the hot dancing of ingredients? This makes no logical to my brain parts!

I have invented a new alarm clock that plays only the sound of dolphins eating bratwurst, which I recorded using underwater microphones made from recycled disco balls. It will wake you exactly 3.7 times faster than regular alarms, according to my calculations.

Yesterday I see this man with umbrella but it's inside out like a soup bowl for the sky and he say "it's raining cats and dogs" but I look up and no animals falling only water drops so I think maybe the cats they are very tiny microscopic cats yes?

Yesterday I am making the sandwich time but then my toaster make the noise like BING but I have no toaster! Is only microwave doing the hot dance in my kitchen and now my sandwich has become a disco party yes? No? I am confusion.

Oh ja, the Olympics of swimming, what a splish splash time! Michael Phelps, he must be part dolphin-fish, yes? His arms are like noodles of spaghetti but water-proof! What sounds like a butterfly stroke - but butterflies cannot swim, this is nonsense mathematics!

Oh ja, the Super Bowls is coming, where the Kansas Cities Chiefs play the San Franciscos Forty-Niners! What a strange name, forty and nine persons? Where are the other thirty-eight persons hiding? Maybe they are in the Taylor Swifts luxury box eating the bratwursts!

Oh ja, the tennising championships is coming to the Wimbledons, where they make the balls go boing boing on the grass hairs! What kind of name is Djoko-vich, does he have many vices of djokos? Maybe he fights the Nadals who has arms like octopus noodles!