مولد صوت AI مجاني Kevin SM من Fish Audio

So I'm sitting there in math class, right, and the teacher's like "where's your homework?" Now I gotta go through my stages. Stage one: "Please, I did it but my dog ate it." Stage two: "My dog's been really stressed lately, you know how it is." Stage three: "Actually, he's helping me learn responsibility."

Look at that, just look at that thing, seriously. Maybe it's like, thinking about, thinking about something else. Just a box, just sitting there. What even is that, really. What.

No no see it's totally fine look I've got this amazing plan right see I'm gonna build this giant treehouse with like fifteen different rooms and a zip line and maybe some fireworks and it's completely safe I promise you'll see it's gonna be perfect trust me.

Listen here, you pathetic waste of space. I'm going to crush your dreams and laugh while you cry like a little baby. Now, give me that sandwich before I decide to make your life a living hell. Don't look at me with those stupid eyes, just do it.

Well excuse me, but you don't get to tell me what to do. It’s totally not fair that you’re taking all the turns! You think you know everything, but so what? I’m the one who’s actually going to be the president of everything, just wait.

Wait, wait, what am I doing? Put that down! Is that a chocolate bar or am I just seeing things? Focus, Kevin, focus! If the officers see this, it's game over. It's not a crime to love sweets, right? Oh no, I'm whispering again. Why are you running? Come back here!

You know, I learned something today. People get all worked up about social media and stuff, but really, it's just making everyone act weird and fake. Like, we're all trying to be something we're not, and that's pretty messed up if you think about it.

Don't you dare look at me like that, you pathetic loser. I am going to crush every single person in my way until there's nothing left but my own glory. Keep your mouth shut and stay out of my lane, because I'm taking everything for myself.