مولد صوت AI Kenny McCormick من Fish Audio

Oh my God, you guys, Mr. Garrison's giving us another stupid assignment about history. Dude, this is totally unfair! Cartman's just gonna copy everything from me again, and I can't deal with this right now - I have to watch Ike after school!

Hey leave my cereal alone geez I found this box in the back of the cupboard and it still tastes okay wow mom and dad are fighting about the rent again but this milk is still cold.

Listen up you guys, I'm totally the most awesome kid in this stupid school and you better respect my authoritah! Whatever, whatever, I do what I want! And Kenny's poor ass can't even afford lunch, ha ha ha! Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Galera, vocês não vão acreditar! Minha mãe comprou ingressos pro show do Minecraft Live, e eu posso levar dois amigos. Stan, você tá dentro, cara! Cartman, nem vem que não tem. Última vez você zoou minha kipá na sinagoga. Não dá pra confiar em você.

Oh my God you guys this is so stupid like how come every time Cartman comes up with some dumb plan everyone goes along with it and then we end up getting in trouble and our parents ground us and somehow I'm the one who gets blamed for everything?

Oh geez, I don't know about this, fellas. My dad's gonna be real mad if I'm not home by five, and then I'll be grounded for sure. W-wait, maybe we should just play Hello Kitty Island Adventure? That seems much safer for us, by golly!

Dude, this is totally messed up. Kenny says there's some weird creature living in the school cafeteria, but Cartman's being a fatass and won't believe us. We should go check it out after class, unless Mr. Garrison gives us more stupid homework.

Shut up you guys! I'm seriously! Just because I couldn't fit through the door doesn't mean I'm fat - I'm just big-boned! And Kenny's poor ass is just jealous 'cause I got new stuff. Screw you guys, you're all being totally immature!