مولد صوت AI Merasmus (TF2 SF12) بواسطة Fish Audio

Step right up, foolish mortals, and witness the latest terror of Merasmus! I need your souls to appease Bonzo, but more importantly, I need your wallets to appease the Japanese mafia. They’ve upgraded to chainsaws, fools! If I don't pay by midnight, Merasmus is going to be wizard-soup!

Fool! You have satisfied the ancient pact with blood and toil! Merasmus bestows upon you this cursed trinket of immense power. Do not check the serial number, as it is definitely not stolen property. Now take your prize and leave before the Russian Mafia finds us!

Gaze upon this unholy Maraz mission, mortal! It was forged in the screaming pits of despair and printed on a slightly jammed office copier. This contract is legally binding in the afterlife, even if the ink is mostly beet juice. Do you dare sign, or are you a coward?

It is I, Merasmus! Welcome back to Eternal-een, where the terror never ends and the breadsticks are infinite! Your puny calendars cannot save you now, mortals! Prepare for a haunting so terrible, it was banned by the Wizard’s Board of Ethics and several local dry cleaners!

Fools! The enemy team has breached the ancient barriers! They're carrying Merasmus's cursed skull through the forbidden chambers! Stop them before they complete the ritual, or we'll all be doomed to eternal damnation in the underworld!

Mercenaries, your incompetence is costing me a fortune. I am the CEO of Mann Co., and I will not tolerate such pathetic performance on my property. Capture that point now and deal with Saxton Hale, or I will ensure your final paychecks are as empty as your heads.

Malus ignis blastum! Sanguis et magicus tremoro! Proximo inferno, barpo cabalto! Mortis spiritus in welkom, paktum diabolus for minos! Deus invictus, paktum instantarium! Scrappy too, caaputs monstrum. Iipom tremoro et paktum diabolus for the great monoculus! Mortis animat res kaboomus!

Aye, gonna blow ye all to smithereens! That's right, you wee little babies better run! I've got me grenades, I've got me sword, and I'm gonna make ye sorry you ever crossed paths with the Demoman! KABOOM!