مولد صوت AI Perk Perkins بواسطة Fish Audio

Listen, as an officer of the law, I need to inform you that parking in a restricted zone carries a fine of $50 per hour. You've been here for... let's see... 6 hours? That's $300, but hey, I'm just a dumb bunny who's good at multiplication.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Look at you, trying to be something you're not. What's wrong? Can't handle the pressure? Gonna put some dirt in your eye. You're pathetic, just like the rest of them. I bet you're gonna cry about it, aren't you?

Dr. Strange, if you look at the sequence of these portals, it's really just a recursive algorithm, right? I mean, calculate the radius, find the hypotenuse, and boom! You don't need a spell when you have calculus on your side. Honestly, physics is way more reliable than wizards.

Hey gamers, listen up! As your girl Penelope Percy, I gotta tell you something about these fake Nintendo fans. Brah, if you can't even name three Zelda games, don't come at me claiming you're a true fan. Seriously, it's getting ridiculous!

Okay guys, we're back with 300 dollars, doing some lucky slots today. All right, putting in 50 bucks per spin, looking for those bonus symbols. Here we go, oh wow, first spin looking good! Oh man, just missed the jackpot feature.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

So we had this fighter in the gym yesterday, man, his striking is just incredible. The way he moves, it's like water, so smooth and efficient. And when he throws combinations, dude, it's just perfect timing. Oh my God, the precision is insane.