مولد الصوت AI Lakoda بواسطة Fish Audio

And you know what's funny about relationships? Like, when you're talking to someone, and they say something, and immediately, you just get it. You know what I mean? Like, instantly, you're both on the same wavelength. And that's just... that's just special.

Bro I'm sitting here trying to eat chips at 3am but every crunch sounds like an explosion in the quiet house I'm taking like five minutes per chip breathing between bites like I'm defusing a bomb and every wrapper crinkle gives me a heart attack I swear.

Hey y'all, I'm just sitting here working on some new music and honestly, inspiration comes from the craziest places. Like today, I was just walking my dogs and this melody hit me, so I grabbed my phone and started humming into it real quick. That's kind of how songwriting works for me.

Oh my God, I just posted that video where I'm dancing with a cucumber and now everyone's making these weird comments. Like, I swear I wasn't trying to be inappropriate, it was just me being stupid. Sometimes my brain just doesn't filter things properly.

I mean, people always ask what it's like being adopted into this fancy life. Like, yeah, I have these amazing opportunities, but sometimes I just want to be normal, you know? Don't get me wrong, I love my parents, but all these rich people parties are just not my thing.

Hey guys, come on, we need to get moving. Sarah, did you grab your jacket? Wait, hold on - does anyone need to use the bathroom before we leave? Okay, good, let's get going. The movie starts in twenty minutes.

So I went to this restaurant yesterday, and they had this QR code menu thing. I hate how everything's digital now. Like, just give me a regular menu - I don't want to use my phone just to order some food.

So my boy Jake comes in all excited showing off his new phone he got online for cheap, but when he opens it up, it's just an empty box with rocks inside. My boy starts losing it because he spent his whole paycheck on this fake deal.