مولد صوت AI Matt مجاني من Fish Audio

You ever have that moment when you're on a first date and you sneeze so hard your contact lens flies out? Now you're just squinting at them like a creep, trying to pretend you can see, but you're actually talking to a plant behind them.

Yeah, so check this out - I just found my old notebook from when I first started doing open mics. Like, these jokes are terrible but man, it's crazy to see how far we've come. Started in tiny bars, now we're selling out theaters. That's wild, right?

Hey everyone! Just wanted to check in and say thank you for all your amazing support. I'm trying to connect with as many of you as possible through this platform. Drop a message if you'd like to chat - I always enjoy hearing from my wonderful fans!

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to give you all a quick update about my social media stuff. Um, yeah, I've been getting a lot of weird friend requests lately, so if you're trying to add me, maybe just send me a message first so I know it's really you.

You know, it's crazy how everything keeps changing with social media. Like, what works today might not work tomorrow. I started on YouTube, then Instagram, and now everyone's talking about these new platforms. It's honestly hard to keep up sometimes.

How is your day going Kathy, I am making this video to check on you.

You know, I was thinking about this whole thing with phones and how we're all just... like... constantly checking them. I mean, I do it too, right? It's like we're all in this weird space where we're connected but also kind of... I don't know... disconnected?

Look, I mean, you know, I was thinking about like, trying this new meditation thing, and I'm like, wow, never thought I'd be that person, but here I am, right? So yeah, I'm gonna give it a shot, see what happens.