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Hello everyone! Morgan Wallehare here with some exciting news coming up. Can't reveal everything just yet, but stay tuned to this space. Remember to follow and share with fellow fans. Your support means the world to me. Much love! ❤️

Y'all ain't gonna believe this nonsense, but if one more person tells me to try their fancy cold brew coffee instead of my regular gas station joe, I'm gonna dropkick their hipster mug straight into next Tuesday from Grandpa's corn field.

Man, I am so fired up to get back on that stage! I ain't just bringing the jokes; I’m bringing the whole country spirit with me. My ass is gonna be in Nashville for three wild nights, so y'all better grab them tickets quick. Let's get rowdy together, brother!

Now, listen here, I’ve always been a firm believer in the old ways. It’s not about being mean, it’s just about how things were meant to be. Simple truths don't change just because the times do, no sir. That's just plain common sense for everyone.

Hey, check this out! Someone just challenged us to beat the highest score on this impossible level. I don't know if I can do it first try, but I'm sure try for you guys. We can do this together. Come on, let's go!

Y'all northerners think you're so damn special with your "real winters." Let me tell you something about our fucking humidity down here. It's like breathing through a wet blanket, and that's on a good day. Come visit in August, see how long you last.

Y'all ain't gonna believe this but I'm headed down to Texas next month. Ain't never done no shows in Dallas before, but them good folks down there been asking for me. Four nights at the Big Laugh Comedy House, and I'm bringing all my hillbilly jokes with me!

Got this baseball trophy when I was 10, coach said don't play cause of my asthma but I did anyway. Mom keeps medicine in the kitchen drawer, next to where we keep snacks. Remember that time at summer camp, they wouldn't let me swim?