مولد الصوت AI Kenny Omega بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey hey, you really thought that would work on me? That's hilarious! See, cursed energy manipulation is just sooo simple when you're the strongest. Want me to explain it again? No? Too bad, you're gonna learn today! You're welcome!

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

Listen carefully, because what I'm about to say isn't just a promise, it's a guarantee. This championship represents more than gold and leather - it represents every dream I've fought for. And if you think you can take it from me, step up and find out what American Nightmare really means.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Look, the New Day isn't just a team; we are a family. Even when my brothers can't be here, I carry that energy into the ring every single night. We are going to show the world why we run this division, because the power of positivity never dies!

Is a four-time Golden Globe winner and two-time superhero who stars in the latest blockbuster adaptation of that video game series we all claimed to have beaten but actually just watched the cutscenes on YouTube.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.