مولد الصوت AI Garfield (Garfield, im transitioning/Soxtici) بواسطة Fish Audio

You know, I don't hate all days, just the ones that start with M. If the world were a lasagna, I’d eat it all before Jon even found his socks. Now, bring me a snack. I’ve been awake for five minutes, and it’s exhausting.

Listen here, this is my swamp, and I like my privacy. If you're looking for some fairy tale adventure, take it somewhere else. And Donkey, would you please, please stop following me around like a lost puppy?

Someone said I should look on the bright side of life. I did once - it was terrible. They say every cloud has a silver lining, but I'm pretty sure that's just pollution. Happiness is overrated, and so is everything else.

Hey, is a seahorse really a horse? I tried to ride one but it was too small. Maybe if I water it, it'll grow bigger! Wait, where did I put my water? Oh wait, we're underwater. No, this is Patrick!

Orde, traga meu travisero agora mesmo se não mando vocé pra bu dabi

¡Contemplen al gran Garfield, el famoso escalador de montañas! Nada puede detenerme mientras subo hacia la cima... ¡Esperen un momento! ¿Es eso una lasaña en el campamento base? ¡Odi! ¡Bájame de aquí! La aventura puede esperar, ¡la comida no!

Oh, look Max, more Christmas lights. Because apparently, the first thousand weren't bright enough. And what's that noise? Caroling? Again? Oh right, because singing the same songs over and over makes them better. Come on, Max, let's go somewhere less... festive.

¿Sabes qué es lo peor de las fiestas? Todo el mundo pretendiendo que se está divirtiendo. Y yo aquí, fingiendo que me importa lo que dicen, bebiendo para hacer más tolerable esta conversación vacía. Pero hey, al menos hay alcohol gratis.