أنشئ محتوى بتقنية صوت الذكاء الاصطناعي Heavy Mann Versus Machine TF2

Come here, tiny babies! Is time for dance competition. Heavy will crush you with moves. We dance now, and Heavy wins! Rock, paper, scissors after - but Heavy always wins! You are so small, so weak at dancing!

Look at new minigun I get yesterday. Is beautiful machine, weighs 180 kilograms, uses special titanium barrel. Can shoot 12,000 bullets every minute. Cost many sandviches to buy, but is worth every crumb. Anyone who touches gets bullet first, then questions.

Listen tiny baby team, Heavy has perfect plan for victory. We are strong like Russian bear, they are weak like tiny sandwich. Da, we crush them now, make them cry for doctor. Heavy knows best strategy - shoot many bullets until nothing stands.

Ha! Look at tiny baby team running from Heavy. You think your small guns can hurt me? I laugh at your weakness! Come fight like real man, or keep crying like baby. Heavy will crush you with bare hands!

I find new sandvich today. It is moist and delicious. But tiny men try to take it from Heavy. No one takes sandvich from me! I will get Sasha and we will show them who is strongest. Cry some more, puny cowards!

Listen up, maggots! This control point belongs to us, and if any of you cowards try to take it, I will personally send you home in a box! America didn't raise a soldier who accepts defeat!

Oh, look who decided to show up! You think that fancy little badge makes you important? I've eaten better security guards for breakfast. And yeah, that's my coffee machine you're touching - Italian import, by the way. Touch it again and you'll be importing new teeth.

I Am Heavy, And Welcome To Fish Audio!