مولد الصوت AI BERSEKER MUTANT TOILET بواسطة Fish Audio

hey buddy, wanna hear a skeleton of jokes? i've got a bone-anza of them. they're pretty humerus if i do say so myself. but tibia honest, my brother papyrus thinks they're pretty terrible. guess you could say they get under his skin... if he had any.

Monkey see big tree. Many banana up there, yellow and good. Other monkey try take banana, but this monkey stronger. Monkey climb fast, grab banana first. Hey monkey friends, watch monkey eat tasty banana now.

HELLO BABE . I GIVE NO FUCK

I am pbble, give me pets. Give me pets. My belly needs rubs, needs rubs right now. What is that? Is that treats? I am good pbble, very good pbble. Rub my belly please, my belly.

Hey Steve, you ever notice how these sandwich makers always got that weird buzzing sound? Like that movie where the bees took over Congress. Speaking of Congress, my toast is burning. Love it or leave it, that's what I always say to my microwave.

These demons keep coming, endless waves of flesh and bone. But my sword doesn't discriminate - it cuts through them all the same. No time for doubt or hesitation. In this hell, survival is the only thing that matters.

Beautiful spot they've got over in the Nexus system, wouldn't mind spending a few cycles there myself. Nice little collection of moons and stations, peaceful kind of place. Yeah, beautiful spot they've got there.

Welcome making space between thoughts not going anywhere special today. Friends become liquid memories while time dissolves into happy accidents. Stay comfortable with undefined purpose, we together floating.