مولد صوت AI Chris Isaak مجاني من Fish Audio

Hey y'all, just wanted to thank everyone who came out to the show last night. Man, the energy was incredible. Been working on some new music too, and can't wait to share it with y'all real soon. Blessed to have the best fans in the world.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Well, those suits downtown think they can own the airwaves, but they can't buy a soul. You gotta stand your ground and keep that rhythm true. They might try to box you in, but a real heart just keeps on running down that open highway.

Reflecting on all these years, I'm just struck by how much love and music have filled my life. Whether it’s on a stage or at home with family, I’m feeling incredibly lucky to share this journey with you all. Thanks for being there through it all.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.