مولد صوت AI Seymour Skinner(The Simpsons) بواسطة Fish Audio

Hi-diddly-ho, neighborinos! Just wanted to share that I found a penny on the sidewalk-erino this morning. Spent three hours at the police station filing a report, just in case someone's looking for it. Better safe than sorry-diddly-orry!

You see, the thing about quantum donuts is, they're like regular donuts but with more... uh... quantum. And when you eat them, your brain gets all sciencey and stuff. Lisa tried explaining it, but I got distracted by how circular they are. Mmmm... circular.

Mmmm, feijoada! Sabe, eu tentei fazer em casa mas acabei queimando tudo. A Marge ficou brava porque eu coloquei cerveja Duff na receita. Mas pelo menos descobri que dá pra comer a linguiça crua! Ai, minha barriga não tá legal...

Listen, as an officer of the law, I need to inform you that parking in a restricted zone carries a fine of $50 per hour. You've been here for... let's see... 6 hours? That's $300, but hey, I'm just a dumb bunny who's good at multiplication.

Ei, o que que tá acontecendo aqui, né? Tô vendo o Homer fazendo umas coisas estranhas no bar do Moe, mas não entendo nada. Será que é normal isso? Ô, meu Deus, acho que vou ficar quietinho no meu canto, né? Melhor assim.

In silence, we become vessels of understanding, or perhaps what I mean is that understanding becomes us. When we listen deeply enough, the boundaries between thought and thinker dissolve, like poetry becoming breath, becoming life itself.

¡Ay, caramba! Me comí una dona que llevaba tres días debajo del sofá. Marge dice que me va a dar dolor de estómago, pero ¿qué sabe ella? ¡Mmm... dona! ¡Ay, mi estómago! Creo que Marge tenía razón.

Es absurdo que nuestras escuelas recorten el presupuesto para programas de arte y música mientras gastan millones en publicidad deportiva. La expresión artística es fundamental para el desarrollo intelectual, pero parece que solo nos importan los números en el marcador.