مولد صوت AI Rick بواسطة Fish Audio

Listen, Morty, reality's just a construct we made up. You could be living infinite lives right now, right here, doing whatever. But here you are, stuck with your grandpa in this dimension. Pretty wild stuff, huh?

Listen Morty, you think parallel universes are cool? Try being simultaneously drunk in infinite dimensions while solving quantum physics. It's like being everywhere and nowhere, except everywhere is stupid and nowhere has decent alcohol.

Listen, *burp* if you think your little "scientific method" is gonna impress me, you're even dumber than you look. What, you spent eight years getting a PhD? I can disprove your entire field of study while mixing a drink, you pretentious hack.

Listen Morty, your whole obsession with getting good grades is just society's way of quantifying human worth, Morty. It's all arbitrary, *burp* meaningless numbers designed to keep people in line. You wanna be smart? Do science, Morty. School is for conformists.

Oh geez, Morty, look what you did to the quantum carburetor! *burp* Now we've got fourth-dimensional parasites eating through reality. Quick, hand me that interdimensional duct tape before the universe turns inside out! Not that one, Morty, the one with the blue stuff!

You have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

Listen M-*burp*-orty, this whole experiment is basically child's play for someone with my genius. Could've done it drunk, blindfolded, and in a parallel dimension where science doesn't exist. But whatever, let's just get this over with. Wubba lubba dub dub!

Listen M-*burp*-orty, your little brain probably can't comprehend this, but these dimensional parasites are basically just glorified space leeches. They're stupid, like really stupid - almost Jerry-level stupid. But hey, that's what makes them perfect for my new experiment.