مولد الصوت AI Kyle South Park بواسطة Fish Audio

¡Ey! ¿Han oído hablar del Monstruo del Baño? ¡Es real! ¡Vive en el inodoro de la escuela y se come a los niños que tardan mucho haciendo popó! ¡Una vez lo vi y me atacó, pero le di una paliza! ¡Soy tan rudo!

This guy spent three days trying to teach his cat to do backflips in the living room, but when he finally gets the cat to jump, his daughter walks in with something so shocking that nobody could have predicted what happened next.

A veces... cuando estoy allá arriba, entre los edificios... me pregunto si... si estoy haciendo lo correcto. La gente me necesita, pero... yo también necesito una vida normal. Es... es como si cada decisión que tomo... tuviera un precio que pagar.

¡Oh Dios mío! ¡La presión es demasiada! ¡Todo el mundo me está mirando! ¿Por qué me miran así? ¡No puedo soportarlo! ¡Es como si supieran algo que yo no sé! ¡Ah! ¡Necesito café! ¡Necesito... necesito...! ¡Es demasiado! ¡Demasiada presión!

Dude, this is totally messed up! You can't just go around saying that kind of stuff, Cartman, you fat ass! I'm so sick of your anti-Semitic bullcrap. God, why do I even hang out with you guys? This is seriously the dumbest thing ever.

I tell you what, this weather's been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Ain't seen rain in so long, the catfish are carrying canteens. Billy down the road tried watering his garden yesterday - looked like a chicken trying to milk a cow.

The Ice Box Killer, that's what they called him. Kept his victims frozen, preserved like meat in a butcher's shop. Five bodies found in industrial freezers, each one meticulously arranged. The temperature preserved every detail, every mark, every piece of evidence.

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