مولد صوت AI مجاني Me1 من Fish Audio

I saw some strange lights near the old warehouse last night but it was probably just faulty wiring or some kids with lasers these days everyone wants to call it aliens or ghosts but stay grounded folks logic is the only thing that actually works in this world.

Oh, look who's trying to play nice now. Really, Princess? After that little performance? I mean, sure, keep pretending everything's fine, but we both know what's really going on here. Not that I'm complaining - this is quality entertainment.

You know what's funny about people trying to be unique? Everyone's doing it the same way. It's like watching identical snowflakes insisting they're different. And please, don't tell me I'm being too harsh. That's just weak linguistic deflection.

Look who's back on Twitter doing damage control. Another tech billionaire trying to play both sides of the political fence while pretending they're some kind of free speech warrior. It's like watching a Silicon Valley remake of "Mean Girls."

Oh great, another brilliant plan that'll probably get us all killed. And don't give me that "trust me" garbage because, newsflash, every time someone says that, we end up running for our lives from some interdimensional monster. But whatever, I'm already cursed anyway.

Oh man, what's happening now? The elevator just stopped between floors. Great, just great. Wait, is that smoke coming from somewhere? Hey, anybody there? I need to figure this out. Maybe I can climb through the emergency hatch. This is definitely not how I planned my day.

Sign my petition. I said sign my petition. Sign my petition i dont have all day. Fuck you!

Ow, that's definitely leaving a mark. Better find some cover before- nope, too late. Really should've seen that coming. Hey, watch where you're throwing those things! Great, now my favorite jacket's ruined. Just perfect.