مولد صوت AI Peter Griffin بواسطة Fish Audio

I was sitting there watching TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. You know, the kind that makes her look like a rejected circus performer. I wanted to say something, but last time I did that, Loowis made me sleep on the couch for a week.

So I was thinking, what if I go to the zoo and challenge every monkey to a banana-eating contest? Bet I could beat them. Hey Lois, watch this! I'm gonna prove humans are better than monkeys once and for all!

Look, I’m incredibly sorry if I seemed a bit forward back there, it’s just a remnant of my father’s old-school sensibilities. But anyway, have you seen my latest manuscript? It’s an exploration of the human condition, or at least how I perceive it from the floor. Martini?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda.

I was sittin' there watchin' TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. Ya know, sometimes I wonder if she's actually my daughter. But then I remember that time I dropped her on her head as a baby, and it all makes sense.

Listen, sweetheart, you have got a first-class seat waiting for you back at my place. We can bypass security and go straight to the cockpit for some heavy turbulence. I have got the landing gear ready if you are down for a little midnight flight. Giggity! All right!

Good lord, Brian, your sheer incompetence is truly staggering. Honestly, I’ve seen more compelling narratives written in crayon by a toddler with a head injury. Must we endure another chapter of this drivel, or can we finally discuss my plans for world domination before my scheduled nap time?

Gosh, being a modern man is tough. One minute you're trying to figure out if your air fryer is judging your cholesterol, and the next, you've accidentally subscribed to a cat's onlyfans. It's confusing, like when Quagmire tried to explain pronouns using a bucket of chicken. I need a beer.