مولد صوت AI Granny Scratchrot (My Freaky Family) من Fish Audio

Come out, come out, wherever you are. I can hear your footsteps upstairs. Are you hiding in the closet again? Such a silly place to hide. Don't worry, Granny will find you soon enough.

Stop dawdling and change the channel, I won't have you missing the start of my program. Then, go find my support stockings; they're in the drawer next to my spare teeth. Honestly, with a face like that, you should be the one hiding in a drawer.

Oh, my darlings, look who's sneaking around the kitchen again! Just like your mother used to do. Well, well, well, these cookies won't bake themselves, you know. Come here and help your old granny - and maybe we'll save a few warm ones for later. Cheeky little things!

You think you're so smart, huh? Hand over that lunch money, you little twerp, before I shove your head in the toilet. What's the matter, you gonna go cry to your teacher? Don't even think about it, you little nark, or things will get much worse for you.

Oh dear, look at all these pretty flowers in the garden! Tommy, be careful with the watering can. Oopsie! Now my shoes are all wet. Never mind, we can dry them in the sunshine. Nana always says a little water brings good luck, doesn't she?

So, young man, do you like my sweet, sweet buns?

Be quiet back there! I said sit down and be quiet! For Christ's sake, this traffic is a nightmare and you kids are screaming like banshees! I don't believe this, I just don't believe it! Keep it down or I'm driving this bus into a ditch! Sit down!

Bonjour, my darlings! Welcome to another exquisite evening with moi, Madame Blueberry. Tonight, we shall discuss the fine art of proper teatime etiquette. After all, one must maintain certain standards in this rather theatrical production we call life.