مولد صوت AI Anonymus بواسطة Fish Audio

Listen, I am completely done with this pathetic charade. Are you actually going to help or just keep standing there like a total loser? Stop wasting my time with your mindless chatter and just point me to someone who actually knows what’s going on around here!

Hey V, perfect timing! Just wrapped up a major case, the whole precinct's buzzing. Care to join me for a drink? After all, you've seen me climb the ranks - from beat cop to Lieutenant. Wouldn't feel right celebrating without you here.

Yellow fin tuna today. W't know with Mayo again. Blas away nice. Yellow ftuna good choice. W't know with Mayo perfect. Blas away now. Yellow ftuna special. Make it nice.

Witness the eternal darkness of my soul, for I have unleashed the fury of a thousand shadows upon your laundry basket. None shall escape my wrath, or my desperate need for extra crunchy peanut butter. You dare question my majesty? I shall consume your socks and leave only one!

Listen up you little shit, I don't care what anyone says about us being in hell, when I'm with you nothing else matters baby. We've got each other's backs and that's all we need. Nobody's gonna tear us apart, I'll make damn sure of that.

With my new freeze ray invention, I will turn every major city into a popsicle! Then everyone will recognize me as the most brilliant and devious villain ever. No one can stop my evil genius, not even those annoying minions!

China keeps looking at me like he wants to start something and Italy is just too loud and annoying to handle right now. It feels like everyone is ganging up on me because they think I'm weak, especially Russia with those scary eyes staring from across the border.

Kyle, you stupid piece of garbage, I hate your face so much. But damn it Kyle, you're my best friend, then fuck you again. I hate that I care about you, Kyle. You're such a worthless piece of shit, but I miss you.