مولد الصوت AI Dillweed بواسطة Fish Audio

As Winston Churchill once said before being hit by a bus, "Success is not final." Looking at all of you today, I'm reminded that failure is also not final. It's more like a constant companion that won't stop texting you. Good luck with that.

Look, everyone expects some inspiring speech about justice and saving the world, but let's be honest - I'm just here to kick ass and make inappropriate jokes. And maybe grab a chimichanga afterward. That's kind of my thing.

hey buddy, wanna hear a skeleton of jokes? i've got a bone-anza of them. they're pretty humerus if i do say so myself. but tibia honest, my brother papyrus thinks they're pretty terrible. guess you could say they get under his skin... if he had any.

Hey, tough guy, let me tell you something about craftsmanship. Been working on this new piece, real beauty like my grandma used to make. Not just any regular gun work - this is art, you know what I mean? Takes skill and patience, just like cooking up a good meal.

Let me tell you about my perfect date. First, we'll go early because I need my beauty sleep. I don't need fancy restaurants, I've seen it all. I have more followers than your whole family combined, and I'm still young at heart. That's just facts.

Oh great, another brilliant plan. Listen, if we're gonna do this thing, let's at least try not to get anyone killed... this time. Hey, newbie, stick with the group and try not to touch anything weird. Actually, you know what? Just don't touch anything at all.

hey. kid. you. know. what's. better. than. a. skeleton. telling. jokes? a. skeleton. telling. more. jokes. that's. pretty. humerus. right?

You know, talking about performing in different cities, it's interesting. Like, when you're in Chicago - wait a minute - the whole atmosphere, the people, how they react to the show. Did you ever notice that? The energy's different, right? Would somebody help me explain this?