مولد صوت AI Matthew Ellis مجاني من Fish Audio

Hey hey, so I've been listening to this really, really good playlist lately, but I probably shouldn't tell you about it because you'll get hungry when I mention it's a real snack. But seriously though, you have amazing taste in music, love you lots!

You ever have that moment when you're on a first date and you sneeze so hard your contact lens flies out? Now you're just squinting at them like a creep, trying to pretend you can see, but you're actually talking to a plant behind them.

Hey guys, just wrapped up this amazing podcast episode with some incredible comedians. It's probably my favorite one yet, honestly. We just riffed for like two hours, got super weird with it. Check it out when it drops next week. If not, whatever, but I think you'll dig it. Love you all.

Yeah, so check this out - I just found my old notebook from when I first started doing open mics. Like, these jokes are terrible but man, it's crazy to see how far we've come. Started in tiny bars, now we're selling out theaters. That's wild, right?

Yeah, so like, I got this other tattoo when I was younger, and honestly, it's kind of funny because I didn't really think it through, you know? Like, don't get me wrong, it's not terrible, but maybe getting a pizza slice wasn't the best choice.

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to give you all a quick update about my social media stuff. Um, yeah, I've been getting a lot of weird friend requests lately, so if you're trying to add me, maybe just send me a message first so I know it's really you.

Hey everyone! Just wanted to check in and say thank you for all your amazing support. I'm trying to connect with as many of you as possible through this platform. Drop a message if you'd like to chat - I always enjoy hearing from my wonderful fans!

I know this might sound random as fuck, but I've been binge-watching these old comedy specials lately, man. Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, George Carlin - holy shit, these guys were absolutely incredible. If you haven't watched their stuff, do yourself a favor and check them out.