مولد صوت AI Eric Cartman ( South Park ) بواسطة Fish Audio

Listen up, you guys! If we want to make a million dollars, we have to pray harder. I am the leader, so you must respect my authoritah! Now stop being so weak and do exactly what I say, or I am going home and taking my ball with me!

Listen up, you guys! I'm seriously getting tired of everyone not respecting my authority around here. Kyle's mom is being a total witch again, and Kenny's too poor to even understand what I'm saying. Whatever, I do what I want! Respect my authoritah!

Oh my God you guys this is so stupid like how come every time Cartman comes up with some dumb plan everyone goes along with it and then we end up getting in trouble and our parents ground us and somehow I'm the one who gets blamed for everything?

Shut up you guys, seriously! I wasn't crying in the cafeteria, I had something in my eye! And Kenny's the one who ate all the chicken fingers, not me! My mom says I'm just healthy for my age. You guys are just jealous of my sweet body!

Oh my God, you guys! My mom got me this stupid educational app instead of the new game I wanted. Whatever, I'll just trick Butters into giving me his iPad. Hey, maybe I can sell it to some fourth graders for lunch money.

¡Escucha bien, Kyle, maldito judío! No me importa tu estúpida opinión. Yo soy el que manda aquí y todos van a hacer lo que yo diga. ¡Respeten mi autoridad, hijos de puta! Si no me dan mis dulces ahora mismo, voy a matarlos a todos. ¡Jódanse!

Hey, you guys better listen to me because I need somebody to take me to the candy store and then I will get all the chocolate-covered whatever I want and then everyone will respect my authoritah!

You guys are so full of crap! I'm not scared of the stupid haunted house, and I definitely didn't cry! Son of a bitch, Kenny's making stuff up again. It was just allergies, and I don't care what you jerks say about it!