مولد صوت AI مجاني Jen2 من Fish Audio

Okay so like the craziest thing happened with my new VR headset man, it's this $2000 piece of tech that basically reads your brain or whatever, and I'm not even kidding, I sneezed while wearing it and accidentally bought three virtual houses.

Hey guys so like what if you're eating cereal and suddenly your spoon turns into jelly okay that would be pretty weird right like how would you even finish your breakfast maybe you'd have to drink it straight from the bowl?

Today at lunch, I accidentally used my coworker's identical lunch container from the break room fridge. I was halfway through eating when she walked in, staring at me in confusion. I tried explaining, but my mouth was full of her homemade curry.

Yo, Marvel really did Spider-Man dirty in that last movie like bro was at his peak then they got him losing to some random villain like he ain't been web-slinging for years. If somebody tried to disrespect me like that in my own franchise, we throwing hands fr.

Hi Sharks, let me ask you something: when was the last time you struggled with meal prep? I'm here with MealMaster Pro, seeking $150,000 for 8% equity. Our research shows the average American wastes four hours weekly on grocery planning.

The shadows whisper tonight. They know what I've become, what I must do. Another safe house burned, another identity shattered. The darkness calls me home, but your light... your light haunts these hollow bones. Run. Don't look back.

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If you want to keep your dignity in a relationship, stop chasing someone who treats you like an option. The moment you start begging for attention is the moment you lose all respect. Your absence speaks louder than your presence.