مولد صوت AI Audio2026_107 بواسطة Fish Audio

Last week at the company party, I accidentally sent a private message meant for my friend to the entire office group chat. As I frantically tried deleting it, my phone froze, and I watched in horror as the reactions started pouring in. My manager's response made everything worse.

Today at lunch, I accidentally used my coworker's coffee mug, thinking it was mine. When she walked in and saw me drinking from it, I panicked and tried hiding it behind my laptop. Unfortunately, I knocked over my water bottle, creating an even bigger scene.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

Living in LA now, I really see how much those early influences like Mystery Science Theater stick with you. Doing improv and sketches is a constant challenge, but I feel like I'm finally finding my own voice through all that comedy I grew up loving and really appreciating.

Alright guys, check out my summer tire setup on the S2000. Yeah, these are some nice Michelin Pilot Sport 4S, perfect for those warm days. Make sure you got proper pressure, about 32 PSI cold. Oh yeah, and don't forget to check your alignment after the winter season.

Listen, I'm just gonna go live whenever I feel it. Like, maybe I'll be on for ten minutes or maybe ten hours, who knows? I don't like being tied down to a schedule, you know what I mean? So you guys just gotta be ready whenever I am.

Do you want to see the drink specials? We have fresh lemonade and some really nice iced teas for the afternoon. Oh wait, I forgot they stop serving those at five. Anyway, let's just stick to the main course for now. This lighting is really weird.

I've been spending a lot of time in the studio lately, working on some new tracks. You guys are going to love the vibe of these unit songs. We're trying something really different this time, and I'm very excited for you to hear it soon, so yeah.