مولد صوت AI AJ بواسطة Fish Audio

Look, I’m not a total psycho, alright? Just because I bought a crate of expired mayonnaise from a guy in a parking lot doesn't mean I've lost it. It’s for the bit! No, don't call the police. It’s vintage, it’s practically an antique at this point!

Oh wow this fog is getting really thick I can barely make out the road signs ahead Wait hold on is that even a car in front of me This is seriously scary okay okay turning on my fog lights now that's much better I can actually see.

Okay guys check this out got my new drone with night vision capability should help us track that hidden temple yeah I know it's expensive but think about it we could be the first ones to find it before the rainy season hits gotta move fast though.

Oh wow, wait a minute, my hands are getting all sparkly and weird. Hang on, did someone switch my reflection? My head's doing that floaty thing again and... whoa! Now everything's upside down and my shoes are talking. That's definitely not normal.

Hey, let me tell you about the cafeteria system here. See, the blues get the fancy stuff up front, yellows get decent meals in the middle, and us reds? We're stuck with whatever's left. But hey, at least the mystery meat isn't that bad... usually.

Mom, I just got accepted into college! I can't believe it! My hands are shaking, I'm so excited! Thank you for always believing in me, for staying up late helping with applications. Oh my God, I'm crying happy tears right now. You're the best mom ever!

Oh great, now the elevator is stuck. Hey, what's that noise? Wait, is this another prank? These guys always try to scare me. Well, two can play that game. I'll just pretend I'm terrified and then surprise them. This is going to be fun.

I mean, seriously, I can't deal with this right now. I've got like, a million things to do. Really important stuff, you know? Well, not that you'd understand. I mean, I've got to... um... organize my entire life. Maybe later, okay?