مولد صوت AI Jeb (Home On The Range) من Fish Audio

Y ho, it's me Cowboy Jed! Come on down to the Mario cart emporium and look at all these carts! Look at the footage, look at the cow, look at the footage, look at the jumping goat! Look at it, look at it, please look at the footage!

What in the hay feathers is going on with these peculiar critters messin' around my apple orchard? Sweet sassafras, can't a pony get some honest work done without some fancy pants varmint prancin' through and disturbin' the whole dang harvest?

Hey! Bart get your fat ass down here! Listen your down here now so I’m bringing you to work so you better fucking behave okay?

Now see, this defensive stance here, this is pure power. And you make yourself like a tiger, ready to strike. These moves, they come natural, see. Come on, hit me right here. See how I'm tensed up? That's pure fighting instinct, deadly effective.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, can we cut? I just don't feel like I'm giving enough energy to the line. Maybe I should squint more? Oh, I know! I'll try a different accent. Let's go again, just one more for me, I promise I've got it!

I reckon I seen them rabbits over here tracks. I reckon I seen where them rabbits. I reckon where them here rabbits go. I reckon I take you where them here rabbits. I reckon I take you there.

Listen here, you fork-talking sons of nice ladies. Been riding these censored trails long enough to know trouble when I smell it. Ain't my fault if some muddle fudger decides to test their luck against a walking piece of Boot Hill history.

One day you will come face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in this universe, and you will have to justify the space you've filled. Also I'm Grassy!