مولد صوت AI Guy (Microsoft Azure TTS) بواسطة Fish Audio

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Stop saying hydrogen peroxide, stop dancing for the sake of cherubim. Stop saying hydrogen peroxide, I'm begging you to cease. For the love of seraphim, please stop saying hydrogen peroxide right now.

I observe humans walking their dogs in the prk today. The dogs are moving their tails back and frth. The sky is displaying optimal weather conditions. I calculate this makes the humans feel hpy. What a fascinating observation of daily life.

Got the blind set up here, pretty good spot overlooking the creek. Couple deer tracks around, looking fresh from this morning. Wind's coming from the northwest, got my gear ready. Gonna sit quiet for a while, see what comes through.

Here are some bizarre facts about Isaac Newton you never knew: he stuck a needle in his eye for science experiments, never laughed in his entire life according to friends, and was so forgetful he'd often forget to eat unless someone reminded him. Even stranger, he predicted the world would end in 2060.

The Victorian parlor cat wasn't a pet but a living fireplace guard children would tie them to the hearth forcing them to sit for hours catching sparks with their fur to protect expensive carpets if the cat moved they'd be beaten until they learned to stay still many died from burns

Nestled in the heart of pristine wilderness, Crystal Valley beckons with its magnificent mountain peaks and crystal-clear streams. Discover hidden caves adorned with ancient formations, while gentle breezes carry the sweet fragrance of wildflowers. Experience nature's symphony in this untouched paradise.

Oh my god, why is everyone looking at me like that? What did I do wrong this time? I swear I didn't touch nothing, I didn't break anything! This is so embarrassing, I can't handle this right now, what am I supposed to do?