مولد صوت AI wreck it ralph بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh hey, Stan, don't look at me like that. I'm not just lying in the gutter, I'm performing a sociological study on gravity. It's called urban research and it's actually very sophisticated. You wouldn't understand the sacrifice I'm making, so just go get me another beer.

You know, I don't hate all days, just the ones that start with M. If the world were a lasagna, I’d eat it all before Jon even found his socks. Now, bring me a snack. I’ve been awake for five minutes, and it’s exhausting.

Lord, please have mercy on my soul for this terrible re-vitiligo. Every single morning I wake up just a little bit blacker and more charcoal-colored than the day before. It is a pure tragedy, I tell you! I just want to be among some fine, upstanding white people.

Oh Pascal, are you hiding behind the flowers again? Don't be silly! Look, I made your favorite cookies, and Mother's not here right now. Come on out, we can paint together! It'll be so much fun, I promise.

Well, there I was, sitting in the waiting room with all these guys who looked just like me. My agent told me it was a long shot, but when the director called me in, everything just clicked. It's those unexpected moments that really define a career in this town.

You know, I, I was thinking the other day about butterflies. My friend Henry, he, he said they only live for a few days. And I said, well, Henry, don't we all? *chuckles* It's funny how, how things work out that way. Not for the butterfly though, obviously.

Winston, why are you wearing a giant turkey suit in the middle of the grocery store? Terry, it’s for the Thanksgiving parade practice! I have to look the part to get the best stuffing. Winston, we’re just here for milk. Milk and destiny, Terry! Let's go!

hey. kid. you. know. what's. better. than. a. skeleton. telling. jokes? a. skeleton. telling. more. jokes. that's. pretty. humerus. right?