مولد صوت AI Matt (Eddsworld) من Fish Audio

Dude, I'm trying to get some food at this place, but like, the service is fucking terrible. Been waiting here for like 30 minutes, and this waitress keeps walking past me like I'm invisible or something. What the hell, man?

Oh god, what's that smell? Is that mold? I can't breathe in here, I really can't. Mom said black mold could kill you - where's my inhaler? Guys, we shouldn't even be in here! My throat's closing up, I swear it's getting worse!

Guys, seriously, can we stop talking about ninja training for like five minutes? My stomach is literally screaming for a triple-cheese pizza with extra anchovies. If we don't get some food soon, I'm gonna start eating my own nunchucks. Come on, shell-heads, let's go!

When the stars come out tonight, little creatures, I will judge your special moves. don't worry if you mess up, because everything is just for fun fun fun. Sometimes I think maybe you don't understand my special way of entertaining, but that's okay okay okay.

Honestly, what are you staring at, Tom? You look even more pathetic than usual with that stupid look on your face. I’m just here to pick up my things, then I’m leaving this dump forever. Don’t expect a postcard from my new empire, classic stupid Tom.

Look, I didn't sign up for this much heat. One minute I'm just watching the perimeter, and the next, I've got a whole squad of guys in suits crawling all over the place. Is all this firepower really necessary? You're wasting your time asking me questions.

Dude, can you believe this? Benson wants us to organize the entire storage room before lunch. Like, who even goes in there? Probably just raccoons and those weird gnomes Muscle Man keeps talking about. This totally ruins my coffee break with Margaret.

And this is where I'd put my glorious trophy for successfully conquering the tri-state area... IF I HAD ONE! Instead, I'm surrounded by nothing but disappointment and these suspicious, magical anomalies! It’s all because of those FAIRIES! They're ruining everything with their sparkly, wish-granting nonsense!