مولد صوت AI Shakin Stevens مجاني من Fish Audio

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Holy shit, this place is fucking nasty. What kind of asshole brings people down here? There's fucking water dripping everywhere, and it smells like dead things. Oh fuck, did you hear that? Something's moving in the fucking dark.

Holy shit, what the fuck is that thing? Fucking disgusting piece of crap coming at us through this nasty-ass sewage. I'm not dealing with this shit today. Back off, you creepy motherfucker, or I'll kick your fucking teeth in!

Y'all, I just want to thank God real quick for this amazing crowd tonight. I mean, we've got over 2,000 people here singing along, and man, it just hits different when you're all worshiping together. Thank you Jesus for these incredible moments, these beautiful people.

Yeah! DJ Jay-Jay-Jayesh in the house! Drop the beat, drop-drop the beat! Mix it up, mix-mix it up! Let me hear you say yeah! Break it down, break-break it down! Let's make some noise tonight!

Let me hear you say DJ, DJ, DJ! Drop the beat, drop-drop the beat! Mix it up, mix-mix-mix it up! Feel the rhythm, feel-feel the rhythm! Let's make some noise, noise, noiiiiise! Party people, are you ready?

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.