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Breaking news guys Manchester City in complete chaos Pep Guardiola threatens to quit after board refuses 300 million transfer budget Haaland's reaction on Instagram tells everything and Kevin De Bruyne storms out of training shocking footage emerges of heated argument with coaching staff.

The breeze whispers slowly, tenderly, sweetly, carrying the scent of blooming jasmine through the evening air. Watch as golden sunlight filters through swaying branches, letting your mind drift peacefully into perfect stillness.

Listen to me, because I’m about to lose my damn mind with these fake profiles. If I ain’t got a blue check mark next to my name, it ain’t me! I don’t care how sweet they talk, quit sending money to these low-life scammers, y’all.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.