مولد صوت AI Koen Wauters مجاني من Fish Audio

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

¿Y ahora qué me están diciendo? ¿Que el equipo necesita más tiempo? Miren, es muy simple. Si un jugador tiene calidad, la tiene y punto. No me vengan con que hay que esperar. ¿Para qué tenemos departamento técnico entonces? Bueno, en fin...

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

Miren, cuando mis hijos me preguntan sobre tecnología, les digo: "¿Ustedes usan TikTok todo el día, no? Bueno, ¿por qué no invertimos en las empresas que hacen las apps que ustedes usan?" Así aprenden que la inversión está en lo cotidiano, en lo que conocen.

So right now, I'm trying to figure out this new system, you know, trying to make everything work properly. I'm working with the settings, trying to get the right balance, seeing if it's going to come out good, alright.

为什么四年级要开始背诵古诗文？因为到了四年级，语文考试就要考古诗文默写了。你们要记住，没有一个学生是考试前临时抱佛脚能考好的。所有考试考得好的同学都提前把所有古诗文背得滚瓜烂熟了。

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.