مولد صوت AI Matt Rife من Fish Audio

Bro, my three-year-old cousin just unfollowed me on Instagram. I'm like, what's the problem? Apparently, I didn't share my juice box at the family reunion. That's toxic behavior from someone who still needs training wheels, just saying.

To be honest, touring is 1000% a grind. Everyone thinks it’s just glamorous travel, but you’re literally dealing with hecklers who think they’re funnier than you every single night. If you don't actually love the chaos, you’re gonna lose your mind within two weeks. It's just total madness.

It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. Seeing you guys fill up these massive rooms is a dream come true. I’m bringing everything I’ve got to this next show, so grab your tickets now. Let’s make this another unforgettable full-circle moment together.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Holy shit, you guys, last night's show was fucking incredible! Had some drunk guy in the front row trying to heckle me, but I destroyed him so bad his girlfriend started crying laughing. That's what I fucking live for. Can't wait to see you all in Detroit next week!

Hey everyone, Matt Rife here! Just wanted to check in and see how you're all doing. I truly appreciate all the support you've been showing. If you want to stay connected, make sure to follow my verified accounts and drop a message. Stay awesome!

It is honestly surreal seeing how far we have come together. I remember being that kid in the crowd, just dreaming of this life, and now I am looking at your faces every single night. Thank you for the support; it means the world to me. See you soon.

Listen, I ain't trying to start nothing, but these people at the airport security got me nervous. They looking at me like I invented terrorism. I'm just trying to catch my flight, but they treating me like I'm smuggling dinosaurs or something.