مولد صوت AI Teddy Hamilton من Fish Audio

You know what really gets me? These new digital menus at restaurants. Like, I get it, we're saving paper, but my phone's always dying, and now I have to scan this QR code just to see what I want to eat. I miss the old physical menus. They actually worked.

You know, like, we were just kind of jamming and stuff, and it was like, suddenly we had this whole different sound going on, and it's like, maybe we should do something with that, you know? Like, totally different from what we usually do.

So I learned something hilarious in Japan last week - apparently they call hangovers "two-day alcohol" because that's how long it takes to recover. Makes total sense though, especially after that sake incident at the karaoke bar.

You know, when I'm writing songs, I've got like a million ideas floating around in my head, and I'll be thinking about them for weeks and weeks, but then suddenly it's time to record and I'm like, okay, now I gotta get all this stuff out right now.

Listen, I know people are saying stuff about my recent posts, like, it's getting weird. But you guys don't understand what's happening behind the scenes. The algorithm, it's doing things, showing me stuff. I'm just trying to keep it real with you all.

Yeah, so like, I was trying this new restaurant yesterday, and the food was really, like, different you know? I mean, it's kind of hard to explain, but like, the texture was weird. Had to drink so much water to get through it, but yeah.

So I saw this recipe on TikTok for homemade pasta sauce, and like, I tried it yesterday. Totally messed up my kitchen, and the sauce kind of exploded everywhere. But honestly? It actually tastes amazing, so I guess that's what matters.

You know what really gets me? These new smart home devices. Like, I get that they're supposed to make life easier, but half the time they don't even work. I miss when you could just flip a switch, and boom, lights on. No wifi needed, no apps, just simple.