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You know, it's funny because we were all at this dinner last week, and Tom, he's always doing this thing where he, like, pretends to direct everyone at the table. So we're sitting there, and he's giving us all these imaginary camera angles, and we're just cracking up.

Look at this shit. TV's got another reality show about rich kids named after fruits or whatever. Don't be stupid. That's what I'm saying. These people naming their kids Moon and River and crap. It's getting worse.

Hey guys, so I just tried my first Australian coffee shop experience and wow, their coffee culture is so different here. Got this thing called a flat white for like $4.50, which honestly isn't bad considering everything else here is pretty expensive. The cafe vibes are incredible though.

So here's what happened with the birthday party decorations, like, I ordered these superhero balloons, but they came and they're kind of, you know, not super heroic at all. They're more like, I don't know, friendly cartoon characters, and my kid's totally not going for it.

So I was going through my old pictures, right, and I found this amazing one from when I went swimming with dolphins. You know, the trainer was like "stay back" but this dolphin, well, it just came right up to me and we connected, just like that.

So I'm standing there at the coffee shop and this lady just barges in front of me all rushy-rush, throws her cup at the barista and goes "this isn't what I ordered" and I'm like seriously who does that I can't even.

Okay, so like, I tried this weird thing with my breakfast today. I put, um, avocado and some fucking hot sauce on my toast. Whatever, it was actually pretty good. You know what I mean? Just experimenting with random stuff in my kitchen.

A lot of you guys ask what it's actually like being in the infantry. Honestly, it’s mostly just waiting around and cleaning your gear, you know? It's a grind and I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, but I figured I'd just keep it real with you guys.