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Me watching anime at 3 AM vs me trying to function at work at 8 AM. Why do protagonists always have perfect hair after fighting? Meanwhile, me after taking a 15-minute nap looking like I fought a boss battle with my pillow.

So I just saw a video of someone eating raw liver on my feed, and honestly, can I just say from the bottom of my heart, you people are fucking mental. That shit is straight up ill, dude. How do you even swallow that without gagging? It's nasty.

Yo fam, big announcement dropping next week! Need everyone to hit that follow button and turn on notifications. We're about to take things to another level. Share this with your crew - trust me, you don't wanna miss what's coming.

Listen I found this amazing new pet food bowl that solved our messy feeding problems instantly no more spills or scattered kibble everywhere my dog loves it and it's saving us money on cleanup we spent hundreds before this simple solution came along grab yours today while they're offering 50% off.

Rapaz, esse jogador aí, né? Pô, chegou do exterior falando que é craque. Mas tu viu ele jogar? Não aguenta nem dez minutos em campo, ó. Tá querendo enganar quem? Isso é conversa, meu amigo. É conversa fiada mesmo, pode acreditar.

Omg guys, I just tried using AI to make breakfast and now my toaster is speaking Japanese! Wait, no - that's just the smoke alarm. Beep boop! Maybe I should stick to cereal lol. At least my new song collab with a calculator is going great!

Oh my gosh, so I just tried this new coffee shop downtown Seattle, and like, I'm sitting here wondering - should I try to strike up a conversation with someone? Is that weird? Like, how do adults even do casual conversation anymore? I'm literally so bad at this!

Alright guys, let me tell you what happened at the gym today. This fucking guy was hogging the squat rack for like an hour, doing his Instagram bullshit. You know what I mean? Real fucking annoying when you're trying to get a serious workout in.