مولد صوت AI Cookie!!! من Fish Audio

Oh baby, check this pizza coming up hot baby, cheese dripping everywhere baby! Put that pepperoni on it, make it dance baby, oh yeah! Running with that sauce baby, spreading it around, getting ready to make something seriously good baby, oh yeah!

Get lost, you pathetic excuse for a human. Why are you staring at me with those blank, fishy eyes? I've got better things to do than babysit a total loser like you. Beat it before I lose my temper, because nobody wants you hanging around here anyway.

Listen here, me employees! I'm losing precious pennies every time ya'll take too long in the bathroom. From now on, it's gonna cost ya 50 cents per minute! And don't think about sneakin' extra ketchup packets - those things ain't free, ya know! Ar ar ar ar!

Can you believe this? Just when my princess was coming over to watch the soccer match, the witch from 71 cast a spell that made my TV smell like Don Ramon's socks! Now my girlfriend won't even enter the house!

Listen, you little dick-sucker, I run a legitimate business here, and I don't need your shitty attitude clogging up the lobby! Moxxie, put that away before you hurt yourself. We have a target to kill and a reputation to keep, so let's get moving, you absolute failures!

Me have another big surprise for you, Jack! Me hide all your socks in the cookie jar because me still hungry. You no give me dessert, so me take your stuff. Now, give me the cookies or me start eating the couch! Me love cookies so much!

I'm blueberry and I sharpen your focus and memory. I'm ginger and I soothe your digestion and calm your stomach instantly. I'm salmon and I nourish your skin with healthy fats. I'm beetroot and I lower your blood pressure and boost your stamina for the whole day!

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