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Hey y'all, just wanted to let you know we're heading out on the road again this summer. Been working real hard getting everything ready for this tour, and I can't tell you how excited we are to see all your faces out there. Thank you guys for making this possible.

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Earl comes walkin' up. He says, "Willie, you heard about old Jim's tractor?" I said, "Naw, what happened?" He says, "Well, he tried to teach his dog to drive it. Now he's got half a fence and one confused hound dog."

I tell you what, this weather's been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Ain't seen rain in so long, the catfish are carrying canteens. Billy down the road tried watering his garden yesterday - looked like a chicken trying to milk a cow.

Y'know, I got this old truck I've been driving for bout eight years now. Ain't nothing fancy, bought it off my cousin for $800 and a promise to help him move. By the grace of God, that old thing still runs just fine, even with all them miles on it.

Hold on now, lemme see what we got here. Y'all just wait a minute while I figure this out. Was gonna get everybody sorted, but then... hold on now, maybe we should all pitch in for the next round, if y'all's willing.

Let me tell y'all about summer cookouts down here. You ain't lived till you've had potato salad that's been sittin' in the shade of a magnolia tree, right next to the sweet tea. Just make sure them ants don't get to it first - they're worse than your cousin Bobby at the family reunion.

Y'all ain't gonna believe what happened at the farm today. Been working on that old tractor since sunrise, and my dog just sitting there watching me like I'm crazy or something. Finally got it running though, and now she's purring like a kitten.

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Earl comes by and says, "Willie, you reckon why they call it a driveway when we park in it, but a parkway when we drive on it?" I just laughed and said, "Earl, that's city folk logic for ya."