مولد الصوت AI Izzy Hands (OFMD) بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey entrepreneurs looking at my wallet like it's a sandwich. Remember profit margins are just numbers wearing fancy clothes. If you see me at the grocery store, I'm actually still sleeping in the refrigerator counting business dreams.

Look at this physics engine, it's absolutely broken man! I'm lagging so hard I can see into the future, and let me tell you, it involves a lot of fried chicken. If the server crashes, tell the world I died doing what I loved: winning. Absolute perfection.

Man, did you see that hit? Totally sortified on the heights, I’m basically untouchable right now. But dude, if this lag keeps up, I’m toast. If I don’t make it, just know I was the greatest sword fighter to ever do it. Chicken dinner for everyone!

No! I don't care what you say! Pineapple DOES belong on Pizza!

Hello, my little deers.

Keep those clicks coming, you absolute madman! We’re pushing way past the pain barrier now, Harvey style. It’s starting to sting just a little bit, but hey, greatness isn’t free, right? Just keep hitting that button until the balls fall off. You’re doing great, really, just keep going!

Oh god, you know what I just realized, I've been sitting here talking to this plant for like five minutes thinking it was Mrs. Henderson, I mean, in my defense it's wearing a similar hat, you know what I mean? No, actually, you don't because you're still a plant.

Hello my squiggly moonbeams and abstract toast warriors! Whoopsie, didn't see your parasitic jellybean floating there. Oh my, is that a dancing calculator? Hehe welcome to my wibbly dimension!